Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Future Furniture Song SmashHit.

My hair, my hair
Is part of this chair.
My hair
Is part of this chair.

Have you noticed
That my hair
Appears to be
Growing
Out of this chair?

It's not really though
Because my hair
Is just draped over this chair.

(Loud Guffaw)

My hair
My hair
Is part of this chair
My hair
Is part of this chair.

It almost looks like
My chair has grown hair.
Wouldn't it be funny
If my chair grew hair.

I would have to take
My chair to a stylist.
'Can you please cut the hair of my chair?'

My hair
My hair
Is cut by Expensive Stylist
Under the guise
That it belongs to a chair.

Hopefully we will get
Some sort of discount
Because hair appears to belong to chair.

I don't have a job at the moment.

(Deep bow by Expensive Stylist, Chair and Owner Of Hair)

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