Monday, October 3, 2011

Popular Song: “Artists And Cops”

(co-written with The Fabulous Danny Cisco)


ARTISTS AND COPS

ARTISTS AND COPS

THEY’RE FROM DIFFERENT WORLDS,

DIFFERENT AISLES AT THE SHOPS.

Exceptsomeofthecopsareartists

Andsomeoftheartistsarecops.


“I’m a security guard and I play the guitar.”


ARTISTS AND COPS

ARTISTS AND COPS

GRAFFITING AND UNGRAFFITING

THE LOCAL SHOPS.


“Have you ever wondered why the eyes watching you are So Earnest?”


ONE OF THEM CREATES INSTALLATIONS.

THE OTHER RECIEVES COMPLAINTS REGARDING THE NOISE LEVELS OF THE INSTALLATIONS.


Artist: “I stole a bunch of milk crates!”

Cop: “Hey, they’re not free. Put those back.”


THEY BOTH HAVE DOGS

BUT DIFFERENT TYPES OF DOGS.

Themostnoticabledifferenceisthedisciplinelevelsofthedogs.


“I’m Chief Commissioner Knox.

I once painted half of a beach box.”


ARTISTS AND COPS

ARTISTS AND COPS

FROM DIFFERENT WORLDS,

DIFFERENT AISLES,

DIFFERENT SHOPS.


Cop: “I once wore a zany tie to work on Wear A Zany Tie To Work Day.”


“I’m Samuel Johnson

And I whisper a lot.

Currently on ‘Rush’

I’m playing a cop.”


THEY BOTH LIKE COFFEE.

THEY BOTH LIKE DAYS OFF.

EXCEPT AN ARTIST GENERALLY HAS

A LOT MORE DAYS OFF.


“I’m Senior Sergeant McGuire.

I’m in a choir.”


“I’m a vegan artist.

Ipolicewhatyouputinthefridge.”


ARTISTS AND COPS

ARTISTS AND COPS

HAS THAT MURAL BEEN COMMISSIONED BY THE COUNCIL…OUNCIL…OUNCIL…?

2 comments:

SIMPLETOWN WORX said...

Magnificent! Best Yet!! Bravo!!!

Anna said...

It's amazing! I love it! Many gold stars.