Friday, December 30, 2011

Race To The Race: A Song About Being Late For Your Race At The Olympics

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Dad, why didn't you wake me up?

"I did wake you up. You went back to sleep."

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I should've stayed at the Olympic Village.
I'm sure the Dad there re-wakes people up.

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Didn't even get to eat my Olympics Breakfast.

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Mum! Where's my lunch? My Olympics Lunch!

With the tomato in the shape of the Olympic rings.

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I'll just check my email.

Didn't get any emails.

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Shouldn't have stayed up late watching that documentary.
The one about the photographer who took photos of France.
And that other photographer who copied and took photos of New York.
I wish I was a photographer.

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Where are my shoes?
Where are my shoes?

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What should I do when I get my medal?
Podium Pose.
This one's good I suppose.
I'll definitely get a medal.

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Should I wear runners or thongs?
Probably thongs.
Oh wait, I got new runners to wear at the Olympics.
Ouch, shouldn't wear new runners on the day of the Olympics
Oh, it's just tissue paper scrunched in the toes.

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Why is my race on the first day of daylight savings?
Now I'm not one hour late.
I'm two hours late.
Two hours late.
Two hours late.



Didn't even get to brush my teeth.






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