Tuesday, February 11, 2014

'Song About Sauce' Offishal Lyrix by The Burnt Sausages 2013

ROSELLA
HEINZ
WHITE CROW
IT'S SO HARD
TO SAY NO
TO SAUCE, SAUCE
IT GOES WITH EVERY COURSE
EXCEPT DESSERT

HOMEBRAND
BLACK 'N' GOLD!
THOSE SACHETS YOU BUY AT THE CANTEEN FOR 20 CENTS
STOLEN SAUCE
DEAD HORSE
WE JUST TASTE WEIRD AND BLANK
WITHOUT SAUCE.

MASTERFOODS
MON
100% AUSTRALIAN TOMATOES
NO EXTRA PRESERVATIVES
WITH ADDED SALT
OR NO ADDED SALT
A SAUCE FOR EVERY TASTE
FORGET TOMATO PASTE
SUGAR
FOOD ACIDS
NATURAL FLAVOURS
CONTAINS GARLIC
PUMP ACTION
GLASS BOTTLE
SAUCE TAKES YOUR SAUSAGE FROM PLAIN
TO FULL THROTTLE!!!

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